Did you get that? "Check" it out. As in the library will let you "check out" books about crocheting. Nevermind. It's not cool if you have to explain yourself. I know Holly has been anxious to " " these out.
Hot Chocolate. Isn't it the greatest?! Snowy days and I have a superficial relationship. We're cool as long as I can have
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Brynner and our front rug also have a superficial relationship. He uses it for one singular purpose. To serve his sentence in the time out zone. Can you see his little bum imprint? That gives you some idea of how often they see each other.
He got out on good behavior and discovered he loves hot chocolate as much as I do!
I hope you smile when you see these! I can't get over those little jeans Cohen was strutting around in. How adorable is he?! Thanks for trusting me to take them, I had a blast! I could tell your favorite part was when I sang the Itsy Bitsy Spider....and Cohen could have cared less. I can't compete with rocks or trucks, and certainly not trains. What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. That's what I say.
I don't date around with other comedian's. Let's just say Jim and I are going steady. We had a little date on Friday and I even paid. Brad is cool with it. He came to keep me company while Jim was on stage. You have my permission to watch the clip but just remember he's MY comedian ladies. Hands off.
I'm super crafty these days. I take things and glue them to Styrofoam balls.
(You need to read that last sentence again, it was really good.)
What kinds of things you ask? Pinto beans. It took me about 14 hours, but once I was done my sense of accomplishment felt great! I can't deny there were times when I wanted to give up, but saving $9 made it well worth my burns and sore back. You can't buy crafty knowledge like that. I proudly put The Pinto Bean Ball in it's dish along with The Twig Ball and The Hemp Ball.
Perfect.
Now I can look at them and be reminded how crafty I am. Today I started The Autumn Ball. I spent $3 on real maple leaves covered in fake coloring that smelled chemical-ish.
Perfect.
I have big plans for my collection. Seven words. The-Moss-Ball-and-The-Feather-Ball. I think I'm gluing on uncharted craft territory.
(OK you really have to read that last sentence, it was even better!)
Did you know our anniversary was this week?! As in Brad and I, not our anniversary. I don’t share my anniversaries with just anyone. There are strict rules one must adhere to.
1. You would be required to love the socks off me.
2. Sexy squint eyes are a must!
3. You have to make killer Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies and burn grilled cheese sandwiches while telling me you didn’t burn a thing.
4. You must take two of those killer Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies and sandwich some cookie dough in-between to make you smile….and sick.
5. Laughing at yourself, your wife, the TV, your kid, strangers, and people falling down cannot be compromised upon (sorry).
6. You need to have a super annoying and hairy dog whom will take every single chance he has to run out the front door, back door, side door (if we had a side door), and garage door.
7. My son must ask about you every few hours, minutes, or sometimes seconds when you're not here.
8. Your Lady must think about you every few hours, minutes, or sometimes seconds when you're not here.
9. You must make me mad. But only sometimes please. I’m just saying…
10. You must make me happy. Like really happy. The kind of happy that no one else could.
Tall order? I know. Can you imagine his list??! [modest smile]
Brynner got his first kiss last night. The girl? She's our bishop's daughter (Scandal!). It was the cutest thing I think I've ever seen. Two little ones puckered as puckered lips get, leaning in for a smooch. And let me tell you, once she got her kiss, Natalie wanted a few more. Not that I blame her, he is cute you know. My gosh they are cute. I'm trying to see how many times I can say cute without getting sick of it and I have the need to say it more. Cute. Cute. STINKIN' Cute! Surprising to me, it didn't make me sad thinking how big he was. My heart was too busy melting into a puddle.
