Lucky number seven

Did you know our anniversary was this week?! As in Brad and I, not our anniversary. I don’t share my anniversaries with just anyone. There are strict rules one must adhere to.

1. You would be required to love the socks off me.

2. Sexy squint eyes are a must!

3. You have to make killer Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies and burn grilled cheese sandwiches while telling me you didn’t burn a thing.

4. You must take two of those killer Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies and sandwich some cookie dough in-between to make you smile….and sick.

5. Laughing at yourself, your wife, the TV, your kid, strangers, and people falling down cannot be compromised upon (sorry).

6. You need to have a super annoying and hairy dog whom will take every single chance he has to run out the front door, back door, side door (if we had a side door), and garage door.

7. My son must ask about you every few hours, minutes, or sometimes seconds when you're not here.

8. Your Lady must think about you every few hours, minutes, or sometimes seconds when you're not here.

9. You must make me mad. But only sometimes please. I’m just saying…

10. You must make me happy. Like really happy. The kind of happy that no one else could.

Tall order? I know. Can you imagine his list??! [modest smile]